Marche Forville In the real world, festivals for most attendees are more hard work than glamorous non-stop parties. For those of us who struggle to find time for anything but work over the first stretch of the Cannes Marche du Film, here are a few survival tips that have always helped me: 1. Carry water and bring a lunch. The two things that will keep you going throughout the day are also the things that tend to get put off til later... and you realize that at 6pm, you haven't had an...

Sometime when you are in Myrtle Beach you find have the unlucky blinding from a "so-called" viewing of the LOCAL creepy freaks Kluckin fuckin Films. This low grade trash spectacle of a train wreck is run by a Troll and his Ho. She is getting ready to take him to the cleaners and he will be stuck raising a monster some kind of virgin birth offsping spit out at the last death metal festival. Looking like unkept low life grifters, these creeps call themselves film makers, in the boring ...