Don't do this on the Cannes Red Carpet - Arrive like Cleopatra!

If you're lucky to score a few tickets to a Cannes Red Carpet event or get invited by a Cannes confidante Mark Antonym however you get to the red swirling tapis beware of  the fiercest evil of all -  becoming a fashionista victim! if you MUST wear such footwear I suggest chair to chair service and arrive like Cleopatra. For a bit of comic relief watch these models practice for Cannes.  perhaps the red carpet is taking itself a tad too seriously, n'est pas? ou n'est pattes? woof woof!