Laugh for the day..

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,

WERE SITTING NAKED IN

A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN

PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

 

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT

WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.

I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY

ARM..?

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG

WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EX PLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY

MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT

DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO

DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO

THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING

FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU

LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!